TWENTY TYPES OF PEOPLE YOU MIGHT MEET IN THE MEN'S ROOM

 1) EXCITABLE      Shorts half twisted around, cannot find hole, rips 
                   shorts.

 2) SOCIABLE       Joins friends in piss whether he has to or not.

 3) CROSSEYED      Looks into next urinal to see how the other guy is 
                   fixed.

 4) TIMID          Cannot pee if someone is watching, flushes urinal and 
                   comes back later.

 5) INDIFFERENT    All urinals being used, pees in sink.

 6) CLEVER         No hands, fixes tie, looks around and usually pees on 
                   floor.

 7) WORRIED        Not sure of where he has been lately, makes a quick 
                   inspection.

 8) FRIVOLOUS      Plays stream up, down and across urinals, tries to hit 
                   fly or bug.

 9) ABSENT-MINDED  Opens vest, pulls out tie, wets his pants.

10) CHILDISH       Pees directly in bottom of urinal, likes to see it 
                   bubble.

11) SNEAK          Farts silently while peeing, acts very innocent, knows 
                   man in next stall will get blamed.

12) PATIENT        Stands very close for a long time while waiting, reads 
                   with free hand.

13) DESPARATE      Waits in long line, teeth floating, wets pants.

14) TOUGH          Bangs cock on side of urinal to knock off the last 
                   drops.

15) EFFICIENT      Waits until he has to crap, then does both.

16) FAT            Backs up and takes a blind shot at the urinal, fills up 
                   shoe.

17) LITTLE         Stands on box, falls in, drowns.

18) DRUNK          Holds left thumb in right hand, pees in pants.

19) DISGRUNTLED    Stands for awhile, gives up, walks away.

20) CONCEITED      Holds a two inch cock like a baseball bat.